moonemojii:

MY MOST FAVORITE TWEET OF ALL TIME


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why did the seagull fly over the sea?

why?

because if it flew over the bay, it would be called a bagel

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alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

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I don’t want sex, I want the things that lead up to it. The slow kissing then the passionate kissing, then the pulling closer, the neck kisses, the grabbing, biting, heavy breathing, grinding, the pauses while you catch your breath, feeling each other. Oh my.

Then sex.

-Unknown (via seafolly)

(Source: haayesgrier, via destineyjean)


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